NO, I'm NOT Dead... A Very Merry UN-Birthday and a GIVEAWAY!

Before I get to the GIVEAWAY...you have to read this shit...

I AM completely having like a Mid-Mid (New Psychological Term?) Life Crisis...

I will be 25 on the 30th of this month. That's right I was born in 1985 on the 30th of September and I am FREAKING out.  Where have the last 25 years gone?

I mean, I am nowhere near where I dreamed I was supposed to be at 25. I have an Associates and working on my BA... I'm literally one class and one internship away, BUT I'm not sure if it's what I want to do anymore. I can't really start over because I'm DAMN near 30 AND I'm already ass deep in student loans. Like, to the point where when I graduate, I should just work for  SALLIE MAE (that BITCH) and Direct Loans.

I completely and utterly hate my job, to the point where people at my job are starting to realize that I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK via the hypnotized dude from "Office Space".  <<< Great movie...if you have never seen it, you're insane, especially if you work in a cage (cubicle) like I do. You need to rent it.

I have a tattoo that says, "Free Spirit", but I am completely NOT living up to it.  I feel like my wings have been clipped. *Picture me rocking back and forth in my cube biting my nails.*

So, I am not celebrating my Birthday this year, because, I don't fuckin' want to BUT,  I am going to have a Giveaway.  What better way to NOT celebrate than give something away to someone else?

What is the prize? Something everyone could use of course!

*Drum Roll Puuhhlease!*

An Amazon.com Gift Card in the amount of $20!

Yes, celebrate, because Amazon is internet shopping heaven. You didn't know? There's not one thing that I have looked for on Amazon.com that I couldn't find

It ain't much, but it's $20 that you didn't have before biatches!

Here are the rules:

1. You have to be a follower: yes, I AM bribing you.

2. I want you to E-mail (thedateexperiment(at) gmail (dot) com) me a "Bucket List"...my list will be things that I need to do before I'm 30, it can be a list of things you should do before whatever age that you think is a milestone (30, 40, 50 etc.) or  before you die, before you finish school...you get the idea; things to do before you have reached some milestone that you feel is important in your life.

3. At LEAST 10 things on the list SLACKERS.

4. You have until Monday, the 27th of September! I will post the winner's List on my blog with a link to your blog or website on Wednesday the 29th of September, if you have one...

5. In your submission E-mail, please include:

• Your name and age
• The email address that you want the Amazon Gift Card sent to, in the event that you win.
• The link and name of the blog or page that you want posted on my page if you win
• Don't forget to title your list.  Example: "My list of things to do before I go insane in my cubicle one day" or "My list of things I should do before I turn 90/Die"

So, there you have it folks.  I'm posting my list sometime this week, so check back. I hope to receive lots of entries!

Remember, send them to thedateexperiment@gmail.com!

Good luck!!

Questions? Drop them in the comments and I'll get back to you ASAP! AND it would be awful helpful if you spread the word about the GIVEAWAY!!!

Toodles Biatches!